klä ut sig till Jay-Z

Ett foto på mig efter helgens innebandymatch ledde till en rad kommentarer på Facebook under gårdagen. Hypotetisk visar nu exklusivt historien om den sårade innebandyspelaren som klär ut sig till Jay-Z:

Simon wrote at 3:11pm yesterday
Quite a sweat worked up there, considering you were only on the bench....

Florian wrote at 3:46pm yesterday
he probably had chilli for breakfast.

Jussi wrote at 4:32pm yesterday
Obviously you'll get sweaty warming the bench. It's implied in the terminology.

Patrik wrote at 4:41pm yesterday
I'm gonna quote Jay-Z on this one: Ain't no love, in the heart of the city/.../What's all the fucking fussing for? Because I'm grubbing more and I pack heat like I'm the oven door? Niggas pray and pray on my downfall/.../Males shouldn't be jealous that's a female trait

word.

Simon wrote at 4:44pm yesterday
I translate that as; 'I'm can't even get in a floorball team in Holland. And I'm sexist.'

Patrik wrote at 4:46pm yesterday
"Nigga respect the game, that should be it. What you eat don't make me shit - where's the love?"
Simon wrote at 4:48pm yesterday
Now: 'I'm racist, homosexual and constipated.'

Jussi wrote at 4:49pm yesterday
I can vouch for the second part.

Patrik at 4:53pm yesterday
Jay-Z - Say Hello
"Before I go to work and feel my pain, Saying, I'm a bad guy, why's that?/.../Secretly though, I know you admire that You wish you had the balls to fire back/Look around and see what 'ordinary' gets ya"

Jussi wrote at 4:55pm yesterday
Abba - Dancing Queen
"Friday night and the lights are low / Looking out for the place to go / Where they play the right music, getting in the swing / You come in to look for a king / Anybody could be that guy"

Florian wrote at 4:56pm yesterday
i'm chocking of laughter here, please don't stop!

Simon wrote at 5:03pm yesterday
Ask any politican and they'll tell you its true,
Its a fact music makes you violent,
Like Michael Jackson telling little Timmy to be silent,
You don't believe me? Heres my hype,
Offer me the record and i'll show you the type,
Of criminal this rap shit is breedin,
Its a fact that MC Hammer left me bleedin,
Vanilla Ice made my mother say 'Fuck',
If I stuck with UB40 then I woulda been in luck,
But I didn't I got it wrong,
Cypress fucking Hill told me to make a fucking bawng,
I should've stuck with floorbawwll.

I think this discussion is now well and truly over.

Patrik wrote at 5:08pm yesterday
This is that ignorant shit you like
Nigga, fuck, shit, ass, bitch, trick, plus ice C'mon,
I got that ignorant shit you love
Nigga, fuck, shit, maricon, puta, and drugs C'mon,
I got that ignorant shit you need
Nigga, fuck, shit, ass, bitch, trick plus weed
I'm only trying to give you what you want
Nigga, fuck, shit, ass, bitch, you like it don't front (Simon)

Simon wrote at 5:09pm yesterday
Fair point. You win.